BRICS is a curious group with no frequent goal

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You can develop the curious group referred to as the BRICS, however you’ll be able to’t outline it. The truth is, it’s hardly even a company: no headquarters, no secretariat. Even the (British) Commonwealth and la Francophonie have extra substance: at the least they share a former oppressor. But the BRICS are increasing.
They’ll now be referred to as the ICARUSEEBIS. Or possibly SEE US BIRICS — they haven’t determined but. However the truth that they couldn’t provide you with something greater than a set of initials within the first place — Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa equals BRICS — suggests strongly that they by no means had a shared id or goal.
Why BRICS fairly than CRIBS or SCRIB? As a result of that was the selection of the British economist Jim O’Neill, then chair of Goldman Sachs Asset Administration, when he got here up with the concept in 2001. And he wasn’t creating a world group; he was simply stating an funding alternative.
In the event you’ve all the time suspected that the world works much more randomly than the pundits fake, right here’s the proof you had been in search of. O’Neill simply picked out 4 “creating” international locations of continental scale with fast-growing economies — China, India, Russia and Brazil — and mentioned they had been a great place to place your cash should you had been feeling adventurous.
Within the well-known paper he wrote, he referred to as them BRICs — lowercase “s” — and moved on to a collection of different fascinating jobs on the power of that concept. However the thought had legs, and it caught the eye of varied underemployed diplomats within the international locations in query. By 10 years after O’Neill’s paper, they had been holding occasional conferences and conferences collectively.
Nevertheless, there was an issue: They had been all writing it as BRICS, however they didn’t know who the “S” stood for. My speculation is that at this level a intelligent South African diplomat or banker popped up and mentioned “It’s us,” however I can’t show it. At any fee, then there have been 5.
But the BRICS trundle on, though they nonetheless lack a typical goal or joint enterprise that will give them that means. The search is getting tougher, if something, as a result of the six new members that it’ll welcome subsequent January are much more disparate: Argentina, Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates.
Argentina and Egypt are financial basket-cases. Saudi Arabia and the UAE are very wealthy international locations that reside on oil. Iran is an more and more fragile theocracy with a closely sanctioned and decaying financial system.
Ethiopia is the only real democracy among the many newbies and it matches the unique mannequin of a poor however fast-growing financial system — but it surely stumbles from one civil conflict to the subsequent. What’s the logic right here? Is there a single financial system on the planet extra spectacularly mismanaged than Argentina’s?
However look on the brilliant aspect. “Idle palms are the Satan’s workshop,” as my grandmother used to say with annoying regularity, and this annual assembly/”summit”/shindig retains a variety of in any other case idle diplomatic/official/political palms busy and out of bother. Don’t despise them. Indulge them. It offers their lives that means, and retains them from risking ours.
The truth is, I’ve simply considered one other factor that may interact the eye of a great deal of the underemployed diplomatic lessons and preserve them out of bother. The brand new 11-member entity wants a brand new identify, and it should not be regional, ideological, non secular, ethnic or historic as a result of the members have none of these issues in frequent.
It should be the identical bundle of initials as earlier than, solely for much longer this time. Purchase 100 Scrabble units, ship them to all of the senior gamers and encourage them to rearrange the related 11 letters in numerous pleasing combos. Many hours of harmless enjoyable, and the profitable submission will get a two-week vacation within the capital of their alternative.
“Why are you penning this twaddle?” I hear someone cry. As a result of it’s August, expensive reader, and all of the evil dictators within the Northern Hemisphere are sunning themselves on the seashore. There’s nothing else to put in writing about.